St. Patrick’s Day Joke

Do you know you have an Irish Man living in your backyard?

Yup, Patty O’Furniture.

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Phonetics

Want to hear me use green, pink, yellow and hostess in the same sentence.
Say out loud:
The phone goes green green I pink it up and say yellow hostess?

F.I.N.A.L.S.

F.I.N.A.L.S.

Fuck, I never actually learned shit.

Cyanide and Happiness: Suicide Pact

suicide pact lunch

Cyanide and Happiness: Thumb War

thumb war

Cyanide and Happiness: Strait Jacket

strait jacket

First frame: Guy in purple to guy in blue “Do you think this jacket will get me the ladies?”

Second frame: Guy in blue: “I don’t think so. ┬áThat’s a gay jacket.”

Third frame: Guy in purple and guy in blue looking at two ladies all over a guy in a strait jacket.

Car window stickers

stick family